Jarniganisms.... April 15,2010

Hard to believe that we're still so politically correct in the 21st century. For example, if you'rebeing honest, we all know that when you say "low man on the totem pole", you mean the fat guy.Good news for Tiger Woods fans, his loss in the Masters has him even more hungry for awin and yesterday actually he sent in his application for the U.S. Open. The bad news, it wassent in on the back of a Hooters flyer.A British woman whose husband and son were executed by Saddam Hussein, was batteredto death by the man she remarried but had later become her son-in-law. If I'm a juror on this case the only logical verdict they can hope to get out of me is a "Huh"?Sarah Palin has earned a reported $12 million since she left office last year. More proofthat voting for Obama was good for the economy.Renee Zellweger is complaining that all the men in her life never want to have kids. If shewants a baby so badly, she should start going to the same  bars as Ben Roethlisberger.They're remaking the 80's hit "Footloose". If smart they bring back Kevin Bacon for thesame role. The weirdness factor would only add interest. So would the addition of the waltzes.